Saturday, September 26, 2015

to faggot or not to faggot, banks edition

If you're going to be dichotomous about something this week, I think it should be in regards to Azelia Banks. Her music speaks to my dark soul while her choice of language and validity is questionable. The former face of T by Alexander Wang proceeds to apply derogatory terms in unnecessary situations, again.

(Disclosure: I'm listening to Azealia Banks as I write this. Consider it a last goodbye.)

Sunday, September 13, 2015

dissecting raf simons for adidas, at my leisure

The much hyped about collaboration between Raf Simons and Adidas is now in its fifth season. You know those Stan Smiths with the perforated R in place of the three perforated lines? Yes, those, but more expensive and unaccessible. I have a theory.

Sunday, September 6, 2015

debate: pants vs. jeans, winner wins nothing

There's this ongoing debate in my brain prior to a new season, specifically fall, about what kind of fabric I prefer to cover my body from the waist down. You would think that this would be a simple answer, which, realistically it is, but on any topic, people will contest.

Friday, August 28, 2015

talk yeezy to me, pretty please

I am having a difficult time comprehending the appeal of the YEEZY Boost sneakers that Kanye West presented for Adidas back in February. I'm frustrated like a Grindr user not being able to find his next fuck.

Thursday, May 28, 2015

how to approach sale, with prudence

It's that time of the year when you realize that winter is over. You begin to store your winter garments, clean your stark sterile sneakers and dust off your genitals because your summer fling is just around the hormonal corner.

In addition to all that, you may begin to purchase your summer attire now because my dear friends, sale has begun.

Thursday, May 14, 2015

jacquemus wants to play

Everyone is talking about Jacquemus. From Vogue to to SSENSE, which just released a freshly minted interview discussing his obsession with a large body of water containing noticeable traces of natural salt.

Monday, May 11, 2015

how to approach tank top season, cautiously

It's cutting season and as cutting season goes, you want to peacock a little of what you've been working hard on because underneath that dadbod is a man yearning to sport a fitted tank top while inconspicuously flexing, but really he's reaching for canned tuna.

Please don't call it a wife-beater.